She was a bad kitty, just trying to get by in a dog-eat-dog world. The world had been cruel to her, and she responded only with rage. No one could tame her. She drifted the streets, never knowing where her next scrap would come from. Many tried to bring her into their home, put a collar on her, give her a nice meal, but she always ran, scratching and biting all the way.
One day she was caught by animal control, and put into the pound. They tried to find her a nice home, but her hostile temperament made any prospective owners pick another. As luck would have it, a very sweet lady walked in, and asked if any cats were being put down that day. The cat would have been gassed in only a few hours, if it had not been for the woman’s unbelievable kindness. But kindness can only take you so far in this world, and everyone has their breaking point. The bad kitty turned out to be just too much to handle, so the benevolent woman decided to try one more thing before putting the feisty feline down.
They called her the cat whisperer, an expert at dealing with problem kitties. Her skill was known far and wide, and her stories of cat-taming so profound, that many regarded them as mere legends. With a deep hopeful breath, the owner handed over the leash, and held back a tear, not knowing how the beautiful kitty’s fate would play out.
The cat whisperer soon gleaned the fact that this kitty was in heat, and needed to be punished. Only after having her spirit completely broken, could she receive the gift of good dick, and begin the journey, to becoming the good kitty that had been deep inside all along.